With the exception of Ned, you could see the originals from their new variations. Liz was always popular, school-oriented (yet not really a mean girl) with an odd attraction to Peter but had secret problems with a superpowered criminal relative (her cousin, the Molten Man).

Ah, Silver Age Firestorm. The only time I thought Were-Hyenas were sexy!

I don't hate the theme, but I felt the orchestral wasn't the best version of it..

It was primo!

But are you REALLY ashamed?

Ben was indeed the older brother, and Richard was the baby.

Apparently not! This is the second critic who's supported the idea of teen Spidey forever and ever and ever—completely contradicting all the criticisms people have had for years about characters needing growth and change, et cetera. The New Yorker review actually started complaining about the time Peter Parker grew…

Edgar Wright doesn't write much for actresses, apparently.

I heard a rumor they want to do Carnage in a rated R movie.

Only if Ermey could play secretly cowardly. Jameson was only brave about the news. He was always portrayed as terrified in physical confrontations. Possibly because he felt he could never be the tough guy his father was.

Matt would be so busy stopping all the killing..

I know enough to know that it isn't the first time Ennis and Ellis have been mixed up for each other.

I downvoted you for that Daredevil crack. >:[

I thought the opposite so would be very disappointed if the stupidity Eugene was reliving in Hell were the reality.

Oh yes. The strip where Duke comforts Honey after the death of Chairman Mao is my alltime favorite newspaper strip. The one where he keeps telling the Chinese how he hopes the US won't have to destroy them and Honey keep translating everything to compliments so the audience keeps applauding madly after every threat…

Enh. I agree. Eugene was tiresome and then sort of venal with his stupid "I WILL DO STUPID THINGS WITH THE BODY/NOW TRY TO ESCAPE/NOW KILL MYSELF". Also, the contrivances of "oops! Eugene destroyed the suicide note evidence! oops! She was happy and his kiss made her want to commit suicide again! oops! now he put…

Enh. Seems more like an observation than a demand.

Ahah

Cassidy was never shown having that ability. I have some crazy theories that Cassidy saved Denis' life in World War 1 or something, so Denis feels obligated.

I hated the comic Preacher. I hate-read it because my husband bought it religiously. But it was gross and the plot was stupid and everyone was horrible and the main characters were. The. WORST.