And ultimately trying to subvert these tropes is the reason that so many Star Wars fans are freaking the fuck out.

Lynch’s version of the Ewoks would no doubt have left mental scars on many unsuspecting children.

George Lucas? I AM JOKING.

Yeah, I can only imagine how horrible The Book of Henry must have been if Jurassic World was a much better movie. There was almost nothing about Jurassic World that didn’t suck, aside from the marketing.

They are just going to pay Ron Howard to live at Pine Wood Studios and direct Star Wars movies from here on out. All Ron Howard, all the time. It will all be pretty good. Not great, but pretty good.