This is the extremely long story of a visit the left me with anxiety induced diarrhea for almost 2 weeks:

So, my worst houseguest was a guy who I called my second gay husband. We were so close that my husband would find us in bed together and would tell my gay husband to make sure that we didn’t spend too much going out to dinner.

I went to the grocery store yesterday and it was mayhem.  You could feel the tension and panic in the air.  It was quite unnerving.  I had to drink a cup of bourbon when I got home.  I only went because I truly needed a few things - cat litter, ingredients for Sunday dinner.  And $300 later....I started buying things…

Thank you! Where I live is further south than Minneapolis for fucks sakes.

Or, if you’re cynical like me, you see this as a cynical ploy by the NFL to throw liberal football fans a bone by having two Latinas perform and throw in some political messaging, to make them forget about how disgustingly they handled the kneeling and racism. Bread and circus.

I’m not even going to read any of the other stories. Guy who wanted to better himself by going to video game school? Went to a punk show with a guy from a euchre meetup group? Driving 90 minutes each way to an 84 hour a week job?

The universe did some fucking BACK BREAKING to make this all come to a head, and I seriously wouldn’t have believed it if it hadn’t happened *to me.*

When I was 22, after a brief eyeroll hiatus from Thought Catalog, I decided to randomly read some articles there during some down time. If you don’t know Thought Catalog,…

Princess Anne’s daughter Zara Tindall regularly does commercial sponsorships.

you made a great point about impact vs. intent, and boy you are right. It’s important to be conscious and informed.

When I get on the phone I immediately shove my hand down my skivvies to pinch and explore the folds of my labia. This goes on for the entire duration of the conversation, regardless of the person on the other end, and completely without sexual intent or orgasmic result. Occasionally I pause to give the fingers a…

the comments being turned off for all of those articles is irksome and lame. Jim and Co are cowards

“up that belongs to head”

“Head is up”

Genius serial killer:

Yep, it’s the one near 16th and Chestnut.

It was 100% the one in Rittenhouse, as NBC reported. I personally never had a problem in that store, but that might be due to my privilege. I’m sorry that happened to you, but it sounds like you saved yourself even more hassle by showing the intent to record your interaction. It also hasn’t gone unnoticed that this…

Please tell me it is the one in rittenhouse. I got accused of stealing a pair of jeans I’ve owned for at least a decade when I was on my way out after not buying anything. When I pointed out all of the obvious distress of years of wear and that they don’t even sell this style anymore the employee got all huffy. Still…

an actress who plays a Manson Family member in the forthcoming Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Sooooo, there’s a lot of disagreement on that. Silents are sometimes referred to as Lost, but also sometimes as Greatest. I think most people understand the “Greatest Generation” to be the Boomers’ parents/the folks who fought in WWII, but nobody really knows what to call their parents. I think it makes more sense…