I’m a male. I would like women to start killing men who are constant morons. I have to deal with them too, but I’m not put upon as much as women are so my attack would not be completely justified.

Take that manspreaders.

This had not occurred to me as a solution to problems with the opposite sex. Kudos to her for thinking outside the tank.

I bet he kept telling her to smile.

This is the ultimate response to being sent a dick pic.

“Sure, I’ll give you head,” said the lady shark.

That’ll teach him to manspread.

Male Shark: *tries negging* Haay gurl, what’s up? Haven’t seen you eating in a while. Are you on a diet? Hey, that’s good for you! Listen, I think we’d really hit it o-

I just posted the link to this on my office’s #patriarchy Slack channel. (Yes, I created the channel. Yes, my bosses are men.)

Was it the bumping that caused this or the unsolicited shark dick pic he kept sending her?

Well maybe next time he’ll remember to stay the fuck out of her w-...

I showed this story to my boyfriend, whose response was “you would’ve eaten me a long time ago, huh?”

I’ve had a shitty week and the comments on this article are giving me life right now. That is all.

We need a video of this narrated by Werner Herzog.

Same reason for some homicides among humans in densely populated areas. Not enough personal space; one can only put up with someone else’s shit for so long.

This is a male shark being eaten by a female shark.

God, he was probably always acting like it was an accident, too. He had it coming.

Why did she eat him? Because “FUCK YOU” that’s why.

I’ve started doing this on my college campus. The sidewalks are huge and the other day these boys were shocked that I didn’t shrink to the side when they were walking and talking 4 people across.