Obligatory #DonaldTrumpCantRead

I’m so going to miss him especially how intellegence he is.

They have something. Never forget, he brought up hotel rooms with spycams at the press conference all on his own.

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING -> Get a grip, you need to face reality -> WAIT, I’M NORMALIZING THIS -> Oh god this is really happening...

It’s almost as great as the King of the Birthers getting upset about “fake news.”

I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid her age, I wished I had been swapped at birth at times. Seriously though, since she reached an age where she might want to do things like maybe join the service where she might need a security clearance which would make that fake mom pretty nervous. Might be something like…

Hey Jezzies! Hope you are all well tonight!

Location, location, location...oh, and a home inspection. Always a home inspection.

Go to bunch of open houses so you can talk about your must haves v. things you can compromise on (to get the neighbourhood we wanted, we got a house with a low ceilinged basement)

With sweaters. And heated throw blankets. This dog is a burrower.

hi everyone! what’s for dinner? it’s cold and drizzly and gloomy so i made baked ziti. i’m home alone but why should that stop me from cooking myself an awesome meal?? washed it down with a nice rioja.

Just had a baby 6 weeks ago. They only took her once for hearing test and the few other newborn items and she was back in 20 minutes. They didnt have a nursery.

They lock maternity wards down so tight now, it’s crazy. My kid was an hour old and had on a proximity alarm, three bar codes that corresponded to me, and a microchip. No exaggeration. And my hospital required babies to room in with the parents.

lol I was more referring to the Rhianna and Kylie Jenner stuff.

lol I was more referring to the Rhianna and Kylie Jenner stuff.

I still don’t understand why Ryan Seacrest is a thing.

You're apparently a 9-year-old boy, and a douche...

@CLKOREAMG Bro you broke the first rule of trying to woo a woman with your online comments: correct grammer. If you don't have great spelling, then what do you have?