i basically came here to say this. me. i get the dogs. your dog, and your dog, and your dog. all the doggies.
i basically came here to say this. me. i get the dogs. your dog, and your dog, and your dog. all the doggies.
My rule of thumb is the person who the pet is most attached to gets to keep the pet. Btw it SUCKS and I have been there, and no, I did not get to keep said pet. I went through a divorce in my mid 20's (PS, guys don't get married young!) and decided it made sense for my ex to keep our beautiful, friendly, snuggly cat…
Who gets the dog when you break up?
Exactly. She's losing complete bodily control, and he's like, "Yeah. I know. It happens."
Ohmygod his left eye and eyebrow are killing it. That was pretty goddamned charming.
And that was the classiest side-eye I've ever seen! The Audrey Hepburn of side-eye!
Agreed! Plus she's pregnant. I feel like messing with pregnant ladies will get you, at the very least, some side eye.
She's so freaking nice and gracious all the time. She deserves a hint of "fuck you, I'm a duchess" once in a while.
I like her.
"Does she know the fuck I am? I'm doing her a solid by being here."
I get the sense that they both dutifully put up with the pomp and circumstance, but ultimately think it is horseshit.
Kate Middleton is so incredibly smooth and polished and inscrutable that it makes me cackle like a hag when the real her bleeds though for a fraction of an instant. I mean, say what you like about the royal family (and believe me, as a Brit, I've got plenty to say), but you can't help but admire how much of a pro she…
Hahaha, I love it! She's like, "did this bitch really just tell me to keep wrapping?" Yes Kate, no slowing down, no fraternizing - you've got presents to wrap.
Dude, get a grip snip.
Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.
The unfortunate problem is there's virtually no way 20 medical professionals are incorrect, where as she feels "When I research something, I get really, really into it." is a justifiable medical license to diagnose yourself.
Never forget what a horrible person you are.
Yeah, I don't think this is the time...
wow.