I looked into it once, it's a huge pain in the ass. 30 large almost isn't worth it.

Tori, darling, any doctor willing to perform surgery on camera for your stupid reality show is a doctor you need to run. the fuck. away from.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That is so damb adorable!

I kept a Valentine book that my kindergarten boyfriend wrote and illustrated for me. It is heart-shaped.

My friend learned about her six-year-old daughter's "boyfriend" in the following fashion:

I don't mean to hate on Bennet, but it's just like "The cheese is cool and all, but yet ANOTHER dude that makes me want to watch him perform instead of inviting me to join?" But I've just been jaded by too many bad bands and shitty actors.

I bought kale chips out of sheer curiosity. I couldn't finish them. The chips were good and all, but finding some of these in the bag was a bit...off-putting.

You did it you cracked the code. Kids dictate letters to their parents. One of history's greatest mysteries solved.

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

It's plural, cheeses. That kid knows where it's at. There's nothing quite like a bountiful cheese platter to get the old heart all twitterpated.

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

You should come to my house and eat cheeses with me.

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

I'm flattered. :-)

On the one hand I get the homage to the Family Guy joke.

OK. I'm making a new rule. No one is allowed to have sex in my house during Thanksgiving. Just no. Take your horny asses to a goddamn motel.

My adult children need to read this article.

ANDREW WE NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING TALK

you think Ariana Grande's sexy image is indicative of her "owning" her sexuality? Lol. You're cute, Mark.

One of the teens who took photos of her alleged rape pled guilty to manufacturing child pornography and was sentenced earlier this month to no jail time and no probation.