I think my diehard rejection of mommy culture and conscious effort not to make assumptions is the only thing that has saved me from many such blunders at work. Customers must think I'm the most oblivious person in the world but I've yet to mistake a grandma for the mother or mom for grandma, or ask how far along a…

Ft. Myers, FYI.

That would suck to be the mom's kid. Think about it: your mom's mothering you and being all strict and making you do all your chores and at the same time she is spoiling her grandson WHO IS THE EXACT SAME AGE AS YOU rotten.

Can you even read? Her parents are from COLOMBIA not Mexico. So no, they didn't come in through the border.

Yeah, it's irresponsible of her parents to want her to grow up in a stable country. So selfish.

I've heard great things about their new lipsticks and was planning on trying them, despite never buying EL. This kind of puts me off though. She is pretty but it just feels like she is being forced on us. Kind of like Goop.

I already felt guilty about picking up some EL skin care (read: animal tested) but this clinches the last vestiges of respect I had for this tentacle on the EL octopus.

IMHO, of course, but Estee Lauder's lipstick is the best on the market. However, I think I bought my last one. I don't need to put (more) money in the Kardashian family's pockets.

Any association with Kardashian is enough to make me never buy anything from them again. Just not Klassy.

Estee Lauder, the Buick of the cosmetics industry.

Simpsons do pregnancy tests better:

I think it's also just that plus-sized women have historically been willing to pay more because we didn't have any options. Old Navy needs to wake up and smell the music on the wall because that shit won't work anymore.

So, I'm a fat chick, so sometimes I buy ON's plus size stuff, sometimes I buy their straight sized XXL stuff. Let me tell you something: while they no doubt have some special tailoring on some plus items, a lot of it really is just the regular stuff scaled up. That's precisely why I can do an XXL or whatever random…

It's over 30% more on what planet is that a little?

It was a dumb statement they made. They should have been honest. It is not solely the textiles used, but rather the amount used. Truth of the matter is, and I say this with no judgment about lovely plus sized ladies, there is a manufacturing cost that the retailer passes on to the customer because more materials are…

On site now as Rebecca Rose, but forever in our hearts as Burt. Where my other Jez old-timers at?

BRIMSG!

Seriously, I'm so fucking sick that dynamic. And it happens almost ubiquitously.

Because it was validated by a MAN calling him out, shitty as it is. Generally speaking, men believe other men; men won't believe a woman.

yep. i really can't stand her music, but as a person she is really awesome.