only bang a guy with a downstairs bathroom.

This is like when your friend starts dating a total lame-o and you don't want to say anything because it will turn into this huge "thing" if they end up, like, getting married or whatever, but you're desperately trying to make a telepathic connection with her to let her know she's like 5 status points above him and…

Three stories. I hope you enjoy them.

Don't lump them all in together, they comprise a family of many individuals and I'm sure there is some love there, but can I get a slow clap for Anna/Chickadee who is calling her mom out on her bullshit, who is encouraging that her own name be put out there as the one who the molester attacked so that this isn't…

I feel certain that CPS will be visiting her this weekend. What she's doing is not something that can be overlooked. This guy isn't legally allowed to be in the presence of children, I'm sure.

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

When I was about ten, I finally told my mom about a recurring nightmare I'd been having for as long as I could remember. In the dream I knew I was very, very young. I was sitting in the grass next to a lake with my (dream)mother. Dream Mother wore an old-looking white dress and was focused on something in her lap. I…

Ahhhh!! I've been waiting all year for this feature. I don't really have any ghost experiences, but I have had bizarre dreams involving dead people from my life. I had a lot of dreams involving my grandmother after she died, but the most recent one happened about a month ago. I dreamed that I was meeting my entire…

Just wait until he pieces together his mascot role in her whole anti-vax crusade.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Jenny McCarthy gives me grumpy cat face every time she talks.

Yay!!! You're like a fairy godparent waving a wand and making all my dreams come true. I'm a real girl now!

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

When you hear writers say things like, "I hate commenters," know that every single one of them is talking about you. Also, your name sucks.

Yeah, it's interesting that that is her mindset when clearly Kylie Jenner is just riding the coattails of everybody in her family (at least Kendall has a modeling career).

We didn't get anything [from our parents], we had to get a job if we wanted it.

Biological clock upgrade!

Did you mean to call her genitals her gentles? Cause that is now my favorite genital euphemism ever!

A good way to snatch items.