Zoey Quirkybangs dating a semi-melted Don Jr is truly one of the weirdest and deeply cursed celebrity couples I’ve ever witnessed.

What she did/is doing is just shitty behavior, and is falling into the stereotype of bi people being ‘slutty’ (ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml).
I’m bi, and have been in a hetero relationship for fifteen years, primarily because I truly love my husband, but honestly it was just easier to maintain than a…

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

THIS. She’s a no talent bitch, except when it comes to sucking dick.  That’s the only way she could have got a career because she’s awful at everything.

It like people have forgotten she steals all her best bits from other singers. She’s mediocre at best on her own merits. 

I guess you haven’t tried to sit through a Britney Spears show.

I may get roasted here, but I honestly can’t think of a less interesting performer than J-Lo.

Seriously. Everything to me pre and/or post Prince just seems to pale in comparison.

Eh, if you’ve see one J Lo performance, you’ve seen them all. Her stage shows are kind of a repeat of her last show. 

I am with you! I am disappointing in how light hearted Jezebel is trying to make this all seem.......guess they only woke when it looks good....

the fact that people still support football is fucking shame to me. you have your rampant racism, domestic violence, sexual assaults and the fact that you end up a freaking vegetable after is not enough to deter people.

Lizzo name-checking the Minnesota Vikings in the halftime show is the closest they’re gonna get to the Super Bowl.

I would watch literally anything else before I would watch J.Lo try and Milli Vanilli her way through the Super Bowl.

Just replay the Prince one until rock and roll becomes a thing again. 

Taking bets on cancellation date. I give it 30 days.  And she should never, ever wear that dress again.  And don’t get me started on the hair. Jesus.

Wow. What an impressive resume for someone who had everything handed to her. Some of those things I’d love to do (eg attempting the seven summits) but unfortunately the only mountain I’m trying to get a-top of right now is this crushing mountain of debt. 

Because she is needs money and loves publicity.

Wow. A kind of surprising “Good For Her”.

“He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation... To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world —a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.”