“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

Well, it’s just one of the...outfits?...they had her in, try this one:

The suit they put Serena in is stupid but she looks great and everyone else look great. They just look strong and confident and happy.

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

Those are not swimsuits.

well her boobs ARE nice

“Though he logged off, the app continued to send her notifications.”

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Is it wrong that I feel let down that it was just a few people protesting and one guy yelling “shame”?

Yeah. Whenever I see shit like this I get Jackie Chan WTF Meme Face. Like, the FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I can’t suggest hard enough that good dogs come from shelters. I have a 1/2 acre, so these good boys have space to roam.

As a Canadian I have to object.

You couldn’t just sell water from the lakes, they are shared between two separate nations. And while we don’t have a lot of people in Canada, there would be no way to say “Oh it’s American water we are pumping not your Canadian stuff”.

I hate it. My then-boyfriend now-husband was really surprised the first time I was like, no sex til Tuesday or so. I’ve done it a few times and never enjoyed it.

Yeah, this doesn’t work for me either. The last thing I want when I have stabbing pain in my vagina is actual stabbing of a dick in my vagina. Then my cramps multiply by about 19823987 afterwards.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Lately I find that I’m angry all the time. To the point that I forget why and I stop and wonder what I’m angry about. And then I remember that president trump is destroying america/our democracy and all of our lives.

My dog is a rescue dog, and he knows what it’s like to be beaten. That wrecks me every time I think about it.