This is good logic.

Eh, just look at the soft landing Spicey is having in his post PressSec career. Visiting fellow at Harvard, Emmys gig, etc.

I don’t know because he is not EVEN FUNNY. I feel like the Venn diagram of people who are amused by Kevin James and people who voted for Donald Trump is just a circle.

Because the graphics are fucking incredible. You should download the demo and take a look!

Finally, an NFL play Donald Trump approves of.

And some people who play them have relationships with actual, flesh-and-blood people. Give it a shot!

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

I think it’s obvious to say don’t bring the trolls out of the greys.

Talks like a shallow asshole: is shallow asshole.

I don’t think he’s trolling, I think he’s just stupid.

This. Most of the Trump supporters I know are well-off white people who are simply fucking douchebags who imagine themselves to be victims in spite of all their undeserved success and literally never having been a victim of anything in their entire lives. They’re victims of Obama even though their shitty McMansion’s…

GT-R . . . . Monster Energy livery . . . . hella flush fender gaps . . . . “Lambo” doors . . . . NoS decal . . . . big white letter tire stickers.

Actually, that’s not how the *justice system* works.

As a latin american, I should be offended someone is misrepresenting Futbol.

Urban legends/racist practices in the past. Such as the idea that coating bullets in pork fat, descreating a corpse with pork, etc. will somehow fuck up their faith’s version of an afterlife.

Let’s start by asking this question: why do these rednecks think any Muslim would want to go anywhere near their shitty trailer in the first place?

... or condoms and Duggars?

I like to think the woman is porcine in shape herself and the lard she sends is her own triple-chin sweat drippings.

Starred because I’m currently wrestling with my own Bob.