Hey look, a Republican who played to his base while having zero actual conviction in anything he stood for. Let’s see if his constituents will be annoyed at the hypocrisy or find some way to blame this on Obama and/or the media, thereby standing by the ideals they hold so dear and proving to everyone that this isn’t…

Cool post history, Pepe.

As far as I’ve been able to tell, Old White People In The Midwest who don’t live in the cities seem to think of black people as orcs, basically (although none of them is gonna know what an “orc” is because in their worldview fantasy stuff is for the gays, of course). Big, dumb, and violent, so it’s great to have some…

I’m torn between kinda liking Tillerson because he quite obviously is trying to kill Trump with his mind every time he has to look at him, but he also looks, acts, and sounds like he time-travelled in from the Nixon administration and nobody told him.

Also Iowa. Des Moines folks were nice. The cornfield small towns where College Ball was the only thing to do, notsomuch. I overheard some pretty weird shit at a diner where they were discussing “the blacks on the team” as having naturally higher aggression levels and how it was unfair if you didn’t have as many as the…

Hey Mooch, when your nickname is “Human Cocaine”, some healthy journalistic skepticism is to be expected, bruh.

Also it’s “Chillax” and none of us believe you actually know how to do it, let alone spell it. Jussayin’.

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

Mitch McConnell standing there with an ice pick in his pocket, ready to stab Thune in the back of the neck with it if he doesn’t toe the party line on this and risks any of that sweet, sweet gun lobby cash.

Seriously. Look at that creepy Evil Ninja Turtle Dipped In Acid And Wearing A Toupee looking motherfucker.

“Wait, Steve Bannon makes how much? And what’s he do, like, the news or some shit? I can do that!” - The Mooch, in between his pre and post firing celebratory cocaine piles.

If I’m reading this right, it’s sort of a Kojima/Konami situation? Popular producer of a thing said “Hey, I want to do this particular thing with my project*”, management said “Nah”, producer said “Doing it anyway!”, management says “you’re super fired, fan backlash be damned.”

*the wording is vague enough that I don’t…

Fuck. I’m a little over half his age. 66 seems cruel for someone who’s done so much to lubricate our passage through this life. I know he wasn’t young, but I wouldn’t have considered him old.

Rest well, sir. You did good.

Hopefully more like “Blind Until I’m Sure There’s Gonna Be A Sizable Divorce Settlement”.

I mean, Melania was willing to let the illiterate personification of a burst hemorrhoid in a toupee fuck her at least a few times. She did this based on the knowledge that she’s getting a reasonable payout when his smooth,…

I kinda hope he at least tried for the “I thought it was you!” angle before maybe finding a way to fake brain damage. You already fucked up, might as well swing for the fences.

I turned away some otherwise-very-nice Mormons a week ago by pointing out that David Bowie being dead, but Alex Jones maintaining ability to speak and/or be alive is irrefutable evidence that either God does not exist, or he does and hates us all.

I can fucking hear Wayne LaPierre achieving an extended orgasm from here, which is the first time since the Obama administration he’s been able to do this without the aid of his extensive snuff film collection.

This is breathtaking in just how few fucks he gives.

How fucking soulless do you have to be to think this job is possibly worth the money? At least The Mooch can blame it on the eight ball of coke he had stuffed up his asshole 10 minutes prior to every single time he said anything on record ever. Sanders has had the same vaguely bored/annoyed look on her face for months…

A shitty videogame ripoff made by people looking to cash in on the name brand of a movie they’ve heard the kids like for a quick buck? One that wears its Appeal-To-Bros design checkbox so blatantly on its sleeve that Fred Durst is a playable character?

I think the answer is Yes, Everyone Has Always Been This Stupid.

It’s just way (way) easier for them to communicate it now. Thanks internet!

Everyone talks about using their time machine to go back and kill Hitler. I vote kill Twitter.

Had a boss who was from Goa; family was from somewhere else in India (I’ve entirely forgotten where) but he’d routinely come back from family visits with the most ridiculous Bollywood films he could find.

Quite a few of them, while not as explicitly Hindu as most ‘Murikan Xtian films are Christian, are still…