To make this infinitely more amusing, they should’ve found a way to tie their pornhub viewing habits to a graph that can be overlaid onto how angry said pictures of black people made them. While technically difficult to do and morally/legally questionable, the entertainment value alone would make it worth it.

Seriously though, Schilling needs to run naked backwards through a field of barbed cocks.

Uh, what? I encounter skunks all the damn time where I live, and the vast majority of those times they just wander off after maybe giving me some side-eye at worst. I’ve been sprayed at exactly once, and I had a very rambunctious dog about ten times the size of the skunk with me that time who was barking and trying to…

I remember when teen girls did this over boy band members, instantly declaring their love for/hatred of new eye candy as it came along and spinning elaborate narratives based on a couple pictures they saw in a magazine.

This is an overall improvement, I’d say. Happened with Harry Potter too, but Blizzard seems to have…

....Huh. I hadn’t even considered the dual-stick thing to maybe be a significant hurdle to new folks “getting into” games, but now that I think about it I made the switchover with Halo 1, and that was 16 years ago. It’s pretty natural to me to this day, but I wonder what would’ve happened if I was just a few years…

Some sports people get really, really upset when Video Games crop up on sports things I’ve noticed.

They had Street Fighter on ESPN a while back. The level of anger and disgust this drew out was so bad you’d think they just broadcast two hours of a closeup of Lee Corso’s asshole during a colostomy procedure in place…

What’s the weirdest thing of all is that, provided you’re not pre-branded as The Enemy, they tend to be perfectly nice on the surface? Like, I haven’t heard any blatant, open racism or homophobia or anything like that coming from them (it’s quite possible they have a gut-check preventing them from spouting it in front…

Michael, do you have any insight into the ellipses thing? I saw you call it out up there but dude. I’ve been hate-reading Breibart so I can amuse myself watching The Rotting Corpse Currently Haunted By Steve Bannon’s Ego turn on the Trump administration and I swear to fucking christ it’s like some kind of written…

And well-off and over 60.

“Angry, incorrect” are two words that can always precede Trump voters pretty much regardless of what the actual subject of their opinions are. The more angry they can work themselves up into being about, the less the facts matter.

Tangentially, have you ever seen a mellow, relaxed, happy Trump voter, ever? Because I…

Weak. Do better.

“How can we get /r/kappa to stop shitting on this game?”
“Waifus.”
“They’re not gonna fall for tha—”
“An Egyptian Waifu. With a big butt.”
“...Dear God, it’s brilliant.”

It worked, too.

Oooh, there it is. Engineering scholarships! That was the last piece of the puzzle.

Based on what you’ve said so far, I can make some assumptions.

1) White male (duh).
2) High IQ but low EQ; will likely argue that EQ isn’t a thing (it’s a thing, sorry).

SE Artist: “Wait, is Terra/Tina’s hair supposed to be blonde or green?”
SE Managemnt: “...uh...”
SE Artist: “Blondegreen it is!”

Come on snowflake, you stopped there because reading is hard and he was using the big words.

Re: HL2E3:

It’s perfect as far as I’m concerned. You get the implication that the Combine are simply too massive and powerful for the efforts of Earth to have done anything to harm them in the long run, which just drives home the “Multidimensional Corporate Space Overlords” theme even harder. Earth might’ve bucked the…

“I expect you know better than I the appropriate course of action, and I leave you to it.”

Translation: Y’all made Black Mesa, right? And reconstructed a bunch of the levels from the original HL2 storyline? And just maybe the only thing stopping the community from just making Ep 3 themselves is that it would forever be…

So this is pretty much the GOP dogwhistling to the members of the party with IQs above 60 that they’re treating the president like a senile grandpa/toddler, while allowing those whose family trees don’t branch to believe their God King is still the one in charge so they don’t riot, right? 

You know how the guys with the biggest truck, the most guns, and who claim to have sex with supermodels on the regular also usually have the lowest IQ and the tiniest dicks?

You know how the dudes at Breibart will ramble on with great vitriol for paragraphs (using ellipses instead of commas or periods) about how…

“Klilin”?