I mean...It’s a Lego game? By design they’re gonna look like Lego things in-game. Straight lines and a lack of super-detailed textures on the people’s faces is gonna help a lot in the power-consumption department so I’m not surprised by this. Minecraft — even a fancy graphics-pack type Minecraft — probably would run…

Albert Burneko wrote this didn’t he.

I like that A-Press rationale a lot.

“Are we supposed to reveal Rey’s double-bladed lightsaber yet? ‘Cause it features pretty prominently in the key art to offset Maul...”

“Aw, fuck. Can we get Daisy Ridley in for reshoots?”

“Hell no.”

“Fuck it just photoshop the second blade out.”

Gotta childproof your console! Kids get their own accounts (joint or separate) and Daddy and Mommy’s have a password lock not just to prevent them from accessing the fun I mean M-Rated games, but really mostly so this never happens. Worst they can ever do on their own padded account is erase their own shit, which…

This is...Kind of awesome?

Not for the girl, of course, and I bet it’s some crap circumstances that put her in this situation, but hey:

A) She gets out fairly young and with her brain still malleable, she’ll probably be fine-ish in the long run, just with a weird story about her childhood to tell.
B) SCIENCE! can be done…

Size 14, 4E.

I feel your pain.

Question: Would you have liked it MORE if it had been a more accurate, modern portrayal of a situation like this?

Elaboration: It sounds like your primary distaste for the film is that the ONLY thing it has going for it is that it fucks up a represenation of trans people, so if that’s something you find distasteful…

Yes I am a massive glass case of emotion right now. My silly libtard brain can’t process all the big strong Conservative feels, also the concept of how big their wieners are or how virile and manly they are. It intimidates me. As if, in response to my weakness, I am being constantly cheated on by Women™.

What’s the…

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING

ACTUALY...

/sound of spit being sucked over a retainer

Nah you’re absolutely right, it rules and is criminally underrated. Also good article.

To the uninitiated:
HEY DID YOU LIKE PAINKILLER? OF COURSE YOU DID; GO PLAY BULLETSTORM YA JAMOKE, IT’S FUN

>Jesus Christ do you people listen to yourselves? This isn’t even remotely the same thing as that case.

‘Course not.

It’s about picking a side and then defending that side. Emotion, not facts.

But if you get accused of it, immediate accuse the opposition of the same thing. “Sure, our points might show a lack of…

Do you think this game relies a lot on the checking of boxes w/r/t “completing” your collection by obsessively tracking down all this stuff? Like, if I really don’t care about how random shinies I obtain and just want to focus on the jumping parts, am I better or worse off?

The mid-game point of “Go collect more stuff”…

... /sighs, raises hand

What.

I’m reading about this and it’s immensely frustrating. Every time there’s a neat detail like the handprint on the car dash, it’s followed up by “But no photograph exists.”

And then this is super problematic:

“One day in April 1981, a CH-47 flew into Dayton. As Colby watched he became very upset. Vickie decided to take…

Of course I read this and now I’m trying to picture in my head, as a penis owner, what sex with someone with two vaginas would feel like.

If one side is blocked off, maybe the guy wouldn’t even notice? I’d imagine that unless the end of your penis is bumping into the septum bit and trying to option-select which road…

So here’s where I say a dickish thing that sounds like the equivalent of “Have you tried not being depressed!” as advice for someone when they ask how to not be depressed, which is a terrible idea. Having said that I’m now gonna do it.

But yeah: Have you tried just...not giving a fuck? Or, alternately, I guess; do you…

I remember seeing the trailer for this in theaters and having this really uncomfortable feeling that the people responsible for it actually really hated kids and hated that they had to write this movie. It seemed weirdly mean-spirited for a kid’s movie? The fact that they showed the trailer before Logan probably added…

Oh man, that boulder launch. First time I’ve seen that.

Heather do you routinely stream stuff like this? Sounds weird but I wanna see people who don’t actually know how to Speedrun try to learn it over someone who already knows doing it. The process of figuring this stuff out is interesting to me and seeing how people…