....and casino owner Terry Thomas

This thing's been going on for *5 years* somehow? I always forget about CBS's parallel television universe of wildly successful shows that I'm only ever vaguely aware of.

It may not be a popular opinion among the crustier MSTies, but I liked Jonah/Baron/Hampton/Felicia/Patton. They definitely gave off an air of trying too hard early on, but that team produced some legitimate classic episodes.

“Lieutenant Huggins stood in the doorway, arms crossed. ‘I’m sorry Dr. Quimby. This is one case I can’t let you handle. You’re too close. I just can’t trust your judgement. I... I’m sorry.’ Dr. Quimby craned her head around the Lieutenant’s broad shoulder and saw what she feared most of all, lying there on the table un…

I never woulda guessed Yogi Berra had a Kinja account!

Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Dang. I was really hoping it would be Sheldone. 

our own A.A. Down

They purchased the rights back from Matthew Brock.

Turns out it was a Life Model Decoy that opened that closet.

One thing I heard is that Cooper put himself in the movie playing the machine gunner on the plane that puts the fatal shots into Kong causing him to fall from the Empire State Building.

I’ll be the first to shamefully admit I’ve never watched The Osbournes, but you don’t really get your own reality show by being a well-adjusted member of society with a healthy respect for other people.

YES! All the stars for you. At least once a year I hear Tim Meadows’ voice meekly saying “I think my whore is dead.”

I think we’ve all had enough experience with masked people now to know that even a mask that covers half your face is no impediment to recognizing someone.  But, in comics you just accept that glasses and domino masks are 100% effective.

In my fan-script, Clark’s glasses are made from a piece of his ship that essentially uses stealth technology similar to the perception filters on Doctor Who--they don’t necessarily make him look different so much as they make people look past him. This not only explains how people don’t recognize him as Superman, but…

They could probably explain it away through his powers somehow - whenever he’s in a crowded place or somewhere he might be filmed, he’s learned to use his speed to rapidly vibrate at such a micro level that he appears blurred on film, but it’s too fast for the human eye to notice...or something.

Christopher Reeves’ Clark Kent was really the only attempt to address to stupidity of the secret identity. His physicality of CK was so completely different. I think future iterations were afraid to steal the concept of the geeky Kent.

But that used to be part of the fun of the character — the romantic triangle of sorts between Clark, Lois and Superman.

One assumes all the money this cut would make would be sour dough.