Too much crunching. Couldn't hear anything!

[takes notes]

There’s an alternate universe where Colbert instead sticks to acting and voiceover work and he’s just as cool there, as here.

I was hoping for some pictures of these foods you are describing.

My kids get a book in the mail every month from Dolly Parton's reading nonprofit, and every book has a picture of her on the back flap. My toddler now shouts "Dolly!" whenever we finish a book. It's a relief that she isn't a secret nazi or anything. 

Good, I’m not the only one who went straight to the comments upon seeing that name. I’m going to check out the show just to find out what a Scroobius Pip looks like.

“Scroobius Pip”

Every order comes with a free 5-Hour Snydergy Drink*

Why is a steakhouse serving Hamm? Shouldn’t they have a Shia LeBeouf figure?

I think the same. That whole Salem scene was setting up the idea of a witch who has dangerous abilities, but doesn’t want to use them for evil. Unlike her mother who lashed out, Agatha probably wants to help Wanda “be good” just like she wanted to be. 

Looks a lot like that Dick Whitman fellow I knew in the war.

... I came here entirely to post that she is so pretty and delightful. 💞💞💞💞💞

No one cares, but I have such a crush on Vanessa Bayer.
She is super awesome.

- Looks like there was one disclaimer they forgot.

Like most of us, Paul Bettany has just always wanted to work with the venerable Tom Green, who will be playing himself in the last episode, where the sitcom format gives way to the New Tom Green Show format as Wanda loses control.

Wow, what a thrill to open the AV Club and see this article this morning! Thanks so much for writing this, Gwen! Anderson was brilliant, and I really hope this article leads some readers to check out The Jack Benny Program.

It bothered me a bit but it wasn't a deal breaker.  It wasn't like when Barbara Streisand played Dolly Levi in Hello Dolly.  She was too young and it didn't work.

DON’T RUIN IT FOR ME.

Update: Armie’s been disowned by his parents, Sledge and MC.

I hope they can find a place for Martin Mull...he needs to work more, if he can. Loved him in the shows, and even bought his album back in the day.