Lol, imagining the Octopit Relationship Advice Column, where every answer to every letter would be this comment copy/pasted.

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

This is fantastic! I’m not sure why they have a problem with it not being over-the-counter. Knowing your medical history can help you get the right birth control for your particular needs and having a conversation with a pharmacist about it will help too.

I suspect they just wanted to fire him and manufactured a reason to do it.

I think he looks super high. Not that that is unwholesome, just an observation.

Mine was little and rubbery and had a very distinctive smell that I can STILL remember.

I I had one and it was my favorite toy as a little kid for like a solid 2 years! I was a weird kid.

I just love any hint of an excuse to share my favorite ad for feminine products, so:

One time, Marc Jacobs had 15 pizzas delivered to my house. Cost me $175. Motherfucker.

I gotta say, I was not expecting that.

Nobody has respect for young voters. You know why? Young voters don’t vote. Or maybe they turn up once in awhile, or maybe not.

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I challenge you to find anywhere in any of instagram cracker’s posts here where he says he *needs* to see that video. Jesus, he doesn’t even say he WANTS to see it. He says “there has to be video of this event somewhere, right?”

Couch is for naps. Bed is for night time sleeping. Although to be fair, her naps last from about 9am to 10pm.

My bulldog wants to know if there’s a record for length of time sleeping on the couch? Because she would claim it.

Yes.

Can I take a guess and say you’re based in Christchurch? I apologise for my countrymen, and I’m sad you had such a bad experience. We’re not all like that. I’ve gotta say, you can only be in the South Island if you describe it as a monoculture...

But also, please don’t try and represent a country with one horrible…

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