There are only two robotic solutions to overpopulation: killer robots or sex robots. I say we go with the sex robots.

your right, all the western christians and their false god should be cleansed from the planet!

(electrical engineers, help me out).

Sooooo the author went through the trouble of putting "Barbie" in binary? If only as much thought went into the rest of the book...

Great day and I am so that is a few days of this message in the way to be able to see you.

First Timeline:

Wormhole opens. Mann and Brand and Cooper work on the Lazarus Project. Cooper flies on the final mission (the mission he'd been training for without knowing it) with Amelia, going through the same trials and sacrificing himself in Gargantua to let her escape to Edmund's world. Amelia institutes Plan…

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS COMPLAINING! IS THIS HOW YOU PAY THE MCDONALD-WALMART CONGLOMERATE FOR THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO START AGAIN ON MARS? THE NEW WORLD DOESN'T NEED YOUR CRYING, LEAVE THAT FOR THE NUCLEAR WASTELAND OF THE EARTH-MOON WAR. BETTER, CUT IT ALL OFF, HAIR AND OTHER HUMAN…

I FORGOT WHY WE'RE YELLING.

i think the "reduce emissions plan" its about discouraging people from using cars for their daily commute by making travel by public transport the fastest way to get there, unless public transport is subjets to the same speed limits, in that case this is just dumb.

Earth comes from space.

Fun fact. The measurement of a foot is defined as being EXACTLY 0.3048 meters. Yup, our imperial system is officially based off of the metric system (as of July 1959).

I think it would be better selling point if their devices were easier to update with that latest Android update. If they want to have their own launcher go ahead, just keep the regular one around so people can use it. Want to have apps just for your users? Go ahead, just let people remove them and re-install them…

Translated: "It's an opportunity for gamers to say, 'Yeah, playing games like this will cause me to kill someone, so maybe if I turn them off for a day I can postpone the inevitable bloodshed that will result from enjoying a form of media that the people in charge of the news still don't understand.'"

Don't patronize…

I understand the idea behind this but I can't help but feel that it doesn't do anything but further propagate the idea that violent Video Games are responsible for real world violence.

Jesus. You people.

People outside of the US.

Thank You Robby! But Your Job Is In Another Castle!

In all fairness, some of the Gawker commentariat may pay for their girlfriends.

I'm sure, if you digged hard enough you'd find Gawker readers who appreciated the most new new new new version of Kinja. Maybe even three whole people.

The first thing I thought of after reading this review was of my grandfather. He isn't recovering or rehabilitating from any kind of injury, he is simply getting old. His joints hurt, he has trouble getting out of his chair, he tires easily, things of that nature (he is getting older...it happens). What if he got 2 of…