At this point many Trump supporters are so delusional, you could stab their parents in front of them - as long as you explain that it’s necessary to make America great again, they would smile and nod while trying to dodge the blood splatter.

I legit think it’s because a lot of people still have huge problems with women who are unapologetic about their work ethic and how much they want to be rewarded for it. Basically, no one complained about Matthew McConaughey being thirsty as fuck about his Oscar and thought he deserved it. Yet they accused Hathaway of…

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

You’re going to need a good stain remover for that tapestry

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

Seriously. I can’t wrap my head around this kind of willful ignorance.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

Not just quietly, secretly. Unannounced, behind closed doors, with no roll call or record of votes, on a national holiday, under the wire so there was no time to fight against it. A secret vote to give them explicit control over investigations into their own misdeeds. A decision that keeps them from being accused of…

Republicans have become a disease.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

They cling to their guns and religion and we end up with a circus peanut for President.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

It’s a reality show.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.

I saw lots of people tweeting a tweet him that if he thinks there were over a million people voting illegally, that we should re-count. He has no idea of the implications of his own words. He’s a goddamn moron.

I don’t understand what’s happening with the Romney drama. Conway is saying Romney as pick is really unpopular with his supporters, and that they’re getting all this hate mail for it. But...his supporters didn’t seem to care about all his other picks? And they’re way worse? I mean, Trump could hire anyone and they’d…