I’ve always had a feeling that the apocalypse would start in America.

I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...

She sounds like the sort of mom who would buy her kid saying the dog ate his homework.

“The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.””

Thanks! I was thinking, “I’m white too, but I’m pretty sure I know the answer to this one.”

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

Totally! It’s amazing how their “keep the gov’t out of my personal life” rhetoric drifts away when it comes to people whose personal lives they don’t agree with.

I really feel like the worst thing a barista could do to anyone participating in this “statement” is fill their order just like they would any other customer.

We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

Fascists. That’s who does that.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

The truth is nearly a million more Americans wanted someone else to be their president.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president:

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

his dangerous “gender identity” directives

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.