Exactly. While I’m glad she voted for Hillary, she acts like Trump is an aberration of the party and not the standard bearer.

I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

There are days I wish I could have some of what allows her to be completely divorced from reality. And seemingly still functioning.

Somehow, after 95 minutes during which Trump could not articulate a single cohesive policy statement or, for that matter any complete sentence; after he threatened to go Mussolini on her and throw her in jail if he wins; admitted to not paying taxes - and MSNBC and CNN are calling a draw. Did they watch the same…

this is her cry for help, someone save her please

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

I’m related to many of these people it makes me want to cry.

This guy is too much. However, disproving his lies won’t change anything. His angry lunatic uneducated supporters will continue to believe the lies.

My drunk sister moved back in with my drunk parents and now her baby boy has become a drunk teenager. They just drink and smoke pot and beat each other up and scream all the time.

I’m so blasé about it. I finally ghosted them earlier this year because it is so sick and constant. My life is so much happier. 10/10 would…

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

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“I will be meeting with the NRA, who has endorsed me, about not allowing people on the terrorist watch list, or the no fly list, to buy guns.”

because we refuse to make any changes.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”