Looks like Watt may have broken his hand jerking off again.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

To steal a great little comparison I picked up on Reddit yesterday.. Glue an empty soda can on top of a brick. It’ll be near impossible to tip over, right? That’s the first stage right now.. About 20 tons of engine sitting right above the deck with a whole lot of empty aluminum fuel tanks towering above it. Even the…

It was that smile at the end.

*Hmmm...that artichoke dip from lunch is trying to make a back door escape.. let’s see... can I clench in such a way that it makes no noise....let’s...try....eennn....oops. Nope. Too much force, Jim. Don’t want another Six Flags burrito-bathroom-line situation on our hands do we. A quick…

He just angry cuz he got all those teeth and no toothbrush.

Amen!! There's just something more country and authentic about this version. Great song.

Kudos for posting the correct version of this song. Not that inferior version by the Hootie guy.

I need to figure out if I can wedge one of those into the back of my CRX...

Free up that right hand with this Masturbator’s Convenience Package:

Ah! Okay that makes sense. The 90 minute is another level from the 60.

I’d say the 90 minute over the 60 minute every day of the week.

1. So they can write passive-aggressive notes.

This raises so many questions for me.

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Liam Neeson’s next movie

OK, now this may sound crazy but hear me out:

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.