You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

Brown Volvo Station wagon. Everyone will think you’re a teacher.

Can’t have everything!

Man. It’s so rare I screw up something like this. We got in at midnight on Sunday night from vacation and then had a 2 hour drive home. Woke up this morning at 4, started the column around 5. Currently sleeping while I type this.

Your timing couldn't have been more perfect. It's like a tribute :) Best of luck!

Yeah, that and Dip n Dots. science is awesome!

So instead of just believing some ancient books with talking animals. We're actually looking for facts and evidence of how the universe and life was created. I love science!

I'm definitely rooting for them. What's a bigger underdog than an all-white basketball team?

I assume there are explosive bolts in the door, so when you yank on those straps, the door will blast off into the air. At least that's what I'm hoping.

Illinois politicians. Not Even Once.

I bet you don't like Miatas either.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

Soooooooo...if I read this correctly...

It's really very important that you watch the video.

"We've confirmed with Tesla that it's real and part of a software update that was pushed to owners on Saturday."

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.