Take 2

This "5o Shades of Grey" viral marketing campaign is getting out of hand.

To the IT guys monitoring my internet activities... This isn't what it sounds like.

*your experience may differ

Red Bull should colorize the stripes. Check this out from Reddit:

Don't be salty. Come back and do better.

I got your joke. Others did not.

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?

1. That's the other reason they developed the extra-high ride height setting

How many cantaloupes can you fit in it? What are Elon's official comments on stancing them? Is the touchscreen large enough to use for hosting a Super Bowl party? Are the door fittings easily convertible to scissor doors? Can I have one in yellow chrome?

Might be a subtle way of saying thanks to Chile for being so cool with them, in contrast to Argentina's giant "please fuck off, you knobs".

I believe it's because they thought the people of Chile were chill as hell.

RIBBIT

I am a massive internet embarrassment

That hole tells the world what it is

Haha. Will accept trade for 4X4 plus cash/beer but NO JEEPS I AINT A CHRYSLER LOSER

Haha. Yeah, and also: ran when parked, check engine light is on but it's just the gas cap, won't start but all it needs is a new battery. Oh and civic corolla jdm accord prius lexus acura ford mustang jeep audi lexus honda dishwasher garden gnome.

I can't believe that I'm going to have to root for Seattle in the Super Bowl.