Ah! Okay that makes sense. The 90 minute is another level from the 60.

I’d say the 90 minute over the 60 minute every day of the week.

1. So they can write passive-aggressive notes.

This raises so many questions for me.

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Liam Neeson’s next movie

OK, now this may sound crazy but hear me out:

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The Washington Capitals are like a team winning a series 3-2. They have won three games and the Islanders have won two.

You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

Brown Volvo Station wagon. Everyone will think you’re a teacher.

Can’t have everything!

Man. It’s so rare I screw up something like this. We got in at midnight on Sunday night from vacation and then had a 2 hour drive home. Woke up this morning at 4, started the column around 5. Currently sleeping while I type this.

I'm definitely rooting for them. What's a bigger underdog than an all-white basketball team?

I assume there are explosive bolts in the door, so when you yank on those straps, the door will blast off into the air. At least that's what I'm hoping.

Illinois politicians. Not Even Once.