I bet you don't like Miatas either.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

Soooooooo...if I read this correctly...

It's really very important that you watch the video.

"We've confirmed with Tesla that it's real and part of a software update that was pushed to owners on Saturday."

So not enough for a small moon?

you could always just throw coal out the window...why not?

Behave.

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

Take 2

This "5o Shades of Grey" viral marketing campaign is getting out of hand.

To the IT guys monitoring my internet activities... This isn't what it sounds like.

*your experience may differ

Red Bull should colorize the stripes. Check this out from Reddit:

Don't be salty. Come back and do better.

I got your joke. Others did not.

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?