Lars Von Trier made a movie about retarded people fucking.

The fact this is even a thing shows how far games are from art, and how little the word art means in any format.

I think it’s more the idea of gaming becoming so frigid and bland that a girl slapping her ass is now “Too Lewd”

Fantastic, Now I can finally jerk off to these 2 second intro clips, and systematically oppress women at the same time.

Cena was Hulk and not Cap?

Of course the game is terrible, they even messed up the t-ball casting choice.

There, now all the gay hipsters and dudebros can come together...

Not far off from the canon bits of characterization, where by the end of the series he just decides to chill in hell in case they come back.

Looks like a rough draft of Cainhurst...

Dead Space is basically a TPS version of DooM 3.

I mean, DooM 3 is a little more responsive because of being a FPS, but it’s the same idea of running through dark hallways until monsters pop out and you shoot them.

So is this an actual game designer like an Amy Hennig or Roberta Williams Barbie? Or sort of design games but mostly play Professional Victim Barbie?

Because looking at those glasses I’m leaning to the later...

Sony couldn’t kill the Vita with lack of support, so why not hardware sabotage?

If only the writing/acting was better.

It was fine, but Hardy didn’t come close to capturing that spark of insanity Gibson had as Max. And Furiosa kinda came off as a mild girl Mad Max, without an entire origin movie like Max, so it mostly came off as “Trust us, she has a really good reason for doing this, LOOK HOW…

I think JFK and MLK were government hits.

It doesn’t matter where you start, since the arc story takes forever, the payoff of the first arc was lame, and the new arc has been spinning it’s wheels for like 4 games.

And it was fixed in like 2 weeks, while Rogue and Syndicate worked fine.

But one (mostly superficial) Buggy launch is clearly the major problem

I’d like to believe after Benoit they are just looking out for Bryan...

“It’s worth noting that Fire Emblem Fates will have same-sex romance/marriage options. The game is launching with multiple versions—Birthright and Conquest—and you’ll only be able to get male/male romance in one version and female/female in the other. What fun.”

Finally, Gays Vs Lesbians.

I don’t think it’s weird for them at all. The surely must know at this point they suck at story-telling... Hell, The story was barely a thing they talked about pitching FO4, it was all about crafting.

Wut? They clearly all have Gundam Horns...

BJ already killed Hitler, Anime is next!

“A Great Port Can’t Save The Most Boring Resident Evil Game”