Not to mention being a shameless copy of the most hated game franchise of last year, Assassin's Creed.

So after all that Anti-GG Diversity Sockpuppet shit talk they give the GOTY to the whitest, most needlessly damseled game I've played in years... Fantastic?

The irony of creating a Strawman with Satire, Brilliant in it's pretentious ignorance.

It's all the stuff Americans like that stays alive, Zombies, crude ethnic stereotype fights, bland D&D type fantasy...

I think Rev 1 had better mission structure, but 2 has better variety in raid.

I can't in good faith recommend Bulletstorm to anyone when Shadow Warrior 2013 does the same things a million times better with a much better plot.

If games are going to continue to do that weird split screen with the giant black boxes on each side I wish they would at least put something in them...

Health Bars, Maps, Inventory, Giant Character Profile pics... anything.

And that's all it is, there's no threat, there's no deep story, only shreds of one that isn't very interesting, and a silly talking baby fetus. It's all spooky noises and things jumping at you.

Why? walking down a hallway until jumpscares happen has been indie PC horror for the last decade, the only difference is that PT has a big studio behind it.

For as much shit as Unity got, I'm just now getting around to Mordor PS4 on the PSN sale and I can say it's worse in almost every way now that Unity is patched.

The story is somehow worse, The environment isn't nearly as diverse or detailed, the Parkor isn't very well done, having to hold stealth button to do…

So he used controversy to garner attention for his game, then sold it off to someone else wholesale to remove the burden from himself, and said buyers used said controversy to spice up the game title.

What a swell turn of events for everyone.

5.5 hours is suddenly short for a speed run?

Because Dead Space is a jumpscare simulator starring Iron Man?

Well, PT is too, in fact a lot of these are... But no OG Silent Hill or SH2? These are mostly cheap scare horror, nothing particularly deep on the list.

Well, we are literally Skeletons...

I don't know why anyone would care, it's not like the choice matters in either game, at least DeS has drastically different outcomes.

He has to fight Cyborg Zombie Big Boss...

Which isn't just a Snake's Revenge joke, in Canon BB is a cyborg and has been brought back from the dead.

70 years huh? Well there goes my hopes for Dynasty Warriors:Vietnam.

I think not wanting Reigns Vs Lesner isn't entirely on Roman's end either, everyone knows Brock is garbage without a AAA talent carrying him. Ziggler, Ambrose, Wyatt and Bryan could salvage a decent match out of Brock, Roman on the other hand... we're looking at WMXX pt 2.

Someone else who's a shitty actor, and the antagonist is a shitty actor who needed protag 1 to carry him to a decent performance.