A friend of mine texted once the third quarter started and had this to say:

It’s effectively irrelevant whether it’s “good politics” or not, because it’s all personal to him. His cult will declare that it’s a brilliant move, but at the end of the day the rest of us are all getting a well-deserved laugh at his trash ass. And our laughter hurts his feelings a lot more than the increasingly…

The responses are fucking insane. I can’t see how anyone finds it offensive to suggest it’s better that a grown man intervene when a school kid is being beat up by a gang of kids?

Perhaps all the Bears fans telling Parkey that he was singlehandedly responsible for the loss (and should die) suggested to Parkey that it was, in fact, about him

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Ahh yes Halsey. The woman who was on my flight to Cancun in a long ass wig to disguise herself from us commoners, while still wearing a giant HALSEY nameplate necklace.

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I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

Oh. My. God. That one where a female journalist of color asked a question and HE PRETENDED HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HER ACCENT.

Women aren’t a minority. They’re the majority of voters for all age groups. It’s just that white women are white before they’re women.

No one actually loves Ted Cruz, it’s not humanly possible. They just love that he’s not a dirty lib.

My son’s in first grade and there is a classmate whose mom carries him everywhere. She’s petite and he’s not a peanut; his feet dangle past her knees. She carries him from the bus, she carries him to the bus, he sits on top of her on the bus. I thought maybe he had some kind of mobility challenge but them I saw him at…

No, if toddlers are raised with a healthy relationship with food they are not going to throw a tantrum. They eat what the family eats, no if’s or ands, no making a peanut butter sandwich instead - if food allergies arise you deal with that. Also helps if you make them part of the food preparation so they understand…

I work in education and am a mom. I had a stay at home mom who very much so made her children her life. It was fucked up that she didn’t have anything else and has caused a lot of issues with my sister and myself as we became adults who **gasp** would want their own lives. I’ve seen what helicopter mothers do to their…

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

Are you for what they did to Kavanaugh? Are you for having your government run by a mob or are you for the rule of law?

Plot twist:

That’s absurd and disgusting.

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts.