I wonder if they all have “a certain look”.

I don’t understand why everyone is having such a hard time avoiding this penalty. It’s really a simple 5-step process for sound, form tackling:

I have definitely seen that called a penalty.

And they’re still going to come out of all of this believing they’re the victims.

Probably just sweating Smirnoff.

“Keep it up, you’re doing great!”

“You probably shouldn’t be airing this out in public.”

“Dude, calm down.”

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

Jesus Christ.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

“We sincerely apologize to Aretha Franklin’s family and friends. Our intention was to honor the icon using a secondary image of her performing with Patti LaBelle in the full screen graphic, but the image of Ms. Franklin was obscured in that process, which we deeply regret.”

It’s like watching my worst enemy drive off a cliff in my new ferrari.

The Mario Kart Analogy remains my fave. :)

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

Fucking Phyllis Schlaffly. There are no words for the damage that that woman did. Although, this bitch is out there trying real hard to one-up her: https://thetransformedwife.com/men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/

And here I’ve been washing with cold for years out of pure laziness for not wanting to separate my laundry.