I literally died.

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

or just be white

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Yet the identified Nazis who beat a black man remain free.

Low in tannins, melanins, and IQ points.

mmm...I’m getting notes of burnt cross and neckbeards...

When you need the finest alt-right white to serve at your next soirée. May I suggest the Sauvignon Blanc or the Gewürztraminer?

“Big day in Alabama. Vote for Luther Strange, he will be great!”

EVERY FUCKING DAY

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

You perfectly encapsulated wypipo in a short comment. Bravo.

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

Welp, I guess we haven’t seen the last of her.

Peak whitepeopling.

Nothing like a bunch of mediocre white people banding together under the bogey man of “reverse discrimination” to get the government to protect them in their own mediocrity.

So would that also mean that thoroughly unqualified “legacy admissions” will be illegal? Several come immediately to mind...

I’m glad you’re writing the third one. SwampFuckers 2: Revenge of the MotherCuckers was a real step down from the first.