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I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for

is that why the people doing the investigatory phase of this shit keep getting replaced by those under investigation? because there’s nothing there?

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

And the Trumpanzees are all “lol can’t you take a joke” about it. God, their hypocrisy is astounding. This is how they win though. Screech like stuck pigs when anything at all happens to them. But then gaslight the fuck out of everyone when they do something that is just as bad, but most times WORSE.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Sadly, they do enjoy their president. As long as Trump says what they want to hear, they don’t care about what he does. They’re tired of educated, sane people saying mean things about them, and DT puffs them up. Yet everyone else is a snowflake...

Enjoy your President, hillbillies.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

Fake news! Obamaphones! Sharia law! Build a wall! Liberal tears!

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

Some of them are affiliated with local church groups, as Gothamist writes, including Church at the Rock in Brooklyn, Grace Baptist Church in Woodlawn, and Bright Dawn Ministries in Brooklyn.

In many ways, this makes me wonder what his training regiment was the previous two off seasons.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY, YOU AMBIENT PILE OF SHED ORANGUTAN HAIR.

Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!

Oh also.