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the Trump administration has opted to discard a new rule that aimed to reduce the number of endangered marine mammals and sea turtles caught in sword-fishing nets. Whales: who needs ‘em?

Cruelty for cruelty’s sake. Is this what turns on his rabid redneck fans?

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

Like a child.

I’m assuming the White House has Donald gussied up in some sort of Hannibal Lecter ensemble since he’s not tweeting thus far. Trump rn:

Yup, checks out.

That is possibly the most flattering picture pf Eric I have ever seen.

Really shocked that a guy from the family whose best business practices read like the DSM IV-TR checklist for antisocial personality disorder would have trouble recognizing other human beings as people.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

You forgot the part where he was too racist to become a federal judge — IN THE 80's.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

“Trump undermined his own lawyers’ case for his “travel ban” yet again.”

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.