I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

THE ISSUE IS NOT MENTAL ILLNESS. The numbers are clear: the overwhelming majority of these mass shooters are DISAFFECTED WHITE MEN with an axe to grind, usually with Nazi style leanings.

Remember when you had a President?

I’m a teacher and I’d be terrified to be armed while at school. God forbid something were to happen where I would be expected to use a gun, and I use it on the wrong person, or it gets into a student’s hands. This is insane. If I wanted to carry a gun, I would’ve become a cop.

Americans eating laundry detergent on purpose kind of solidified that fact.

I hope that Ross is just faking this “friendship” with her to get her to spill that T. You know, the whole thing about keeping your enemies closer. Next step: get her drunk enough to talk like crazy in national TV and give something up that can be used by daddy Mueller.

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

UK Update:

At this point, this shit is expected of him. For me, it’s more astounding that the entirety of the majority party of both Houses of Congress tacitly - if not explicitly - approves of this behavior.

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

“Show me on the doll where he didn’t touch you...”

Congratulations on your unborn child is a really strange thing to say.

If you’re too gross for the mall, you’re too gross for the senate.

Republican isn’t a political party any more, it’s a cult, a social identity. Everyone at her church votes Republican to save the unborn. All her friends and family vote Republican. A corrupt, vile Republican is always preferable to the most saintly Democrat.

(“I’m not an angel,” she said)

For the last time: HILLARY 👏 CLINTON 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PRESIDENT

Yes, donate to the Red Cross, but do it in your name. Donate to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU in Osteen’s name.

Eh... I think this election was different in that it bled past the lines of politics and became a true litmus test over where we, the voters, stand on a moral and social plane. Your vote in 2016 is a question of character. Donald Trump’s election was less of a shift in political climate and more of a national crisis.…

I know what the butt is.