Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

That is EXACTLY what it means.

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

Really? You think he achieved that doughy physique without soda? I see some Mountain Dew 2-liters in his past...

Ive known 12 year old girls who navigate their emotions more effectively than Trump.

I guarantee Bannon refers to Kushner as “The Jew”.

This ends with Bannon literally cucking Kush and having a torrid affair with Ivanka

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

From my experience, she is probably trying to find where exactly the penis is at. It’s a good first step before the crying.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

This is full-blown doublespeak. This is not metaphor, this is not allegory, this is not a hyperbolic reference to dystopian literature. This is the government of the United States consciously and actively trying to completely subvert the public’s trust in media, mass communication, and language itself.

Don’t wear your tinfoil hat in the microwave. #lifelessons

I get furious every time I see that rat-faced Bucky Beaver looking mother fucker. God damn, he’s worthless, and he fucking knows it.

Every day it’s a jaw-dropping insult from these motherfuckers. What a condescending and sadistic prick.