Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

I read Graham’s statements more as an indictment of Trump’s corruption, as in “if the evidence was so blatant that a judge was willing to grant them a warrant, this guy must be doing some pretty shady shit.”

I would be very worried if, in fact, the Obama administration was able to obtain a warrant lawfully about Trump campaign activity with a foreign government.

No kidding. Trump is liable to grab him by his whole body. What a pussy.

I would love to slap him repeatedly in his dumb fucking face until he cries. Bullies only understand a bigger bully.

I thought he cleared it up nicely. The leak was real (as in, the leak actually happened), but the contents of it are fake. Which means that the intelligence community needs to be investigated for leaking fake-classified information, which allowed the press to fire Flynn against Trump’s wishes.

Just, manager.

To the top wit’ ye

Forget if he’s officially campaigning, we absolutely need to heed the voices of the American people and thus allow Hillary Clinton to select the next justice.

I said basically the same thing. Fuck pregnancy, man. I saw my fetus jumping around in my uterus during an ultrasound and I was like WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE IS HAVING FUN AROUND HERE. I want this to be over yesterday.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

my GF asked me for a copy of The Handmaid’s Tale for Valentine’s Day.

Dear Betsy:

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

They told a brilliant woman to sit down and shut up while she was reading the words of Coretta Scott King.

Mitch McConnell, how can your skin be so thin when your shell is so hard..?