Never, ever, ever, ever expect McCain or Graham to follow through at all on their periodic episodes of pretending to possess an ounce of reason. Never. It’s easier and you’ll have the advantage of being proven ultimately correct 100% of the time.

To be fair, in their eyes the only education you need is a bible.

We don’t need no education, we don’t need no birth control, mom leave us kids alone.

Let’s put this in perspective:

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

#neverforget

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form:

I’m starting to think Nixon will be a walk in the park.

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

Under Pres. Trumps’s executive order, a non-Christian mother and child traveling from a Middle Eastern country would be detained at the airport.

Yes.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

“It’d be like Trump going to Arlington National Cemetery and bitching about the ratings for his State of the Union.”

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

I’m sure I’m in the minority here but what made Trump’s remarks so vile is that he made them in front of the Memorial Wall at the CIA. Those stars represent operatives killed in the line of duty who can’t be honored by name because of the nature of their activities.

Spicer just made Trump look sad and pathetic, he is going to get canned soon enough.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.