Behold the perils of the infinite scroll.

^ This is the only correct take

Yet another Bigot-Chicken puff piece from The Takeout (c’mon, tell us how you really feel guys). Too bad they’re too busy coming up with the very “christian” idea of making at/near minimum wage workers work 14 hour shifts on their feet that they can’t formulate a company wide non-discrimination policy that covers…

13-14 hour shift

“Can be done” is not the same as “reasonable” or “humane”. Also, I’m not sure I want to be treated by a healthcare worker in the tail end of a 3rd 12-hour day.

I’m uncertain why you would need to ‘contrive a way’; I learned from my mother, and it was dead simple. About a half inch of hot oil in a pan, slip the tortilla in, allow it to cook for a few seconds as it started to cook, flip it over, another short time on the other side, then grab one side with tongs, fold it in…

Yeah, that’s more reasonable. I think studies determined that for each hour over 8 hours you work, you start to lose productivity.

Maybe show some actual evidence that your lives were ever in danger, because there are plenty on real Americans whose lives are truly in danger because of you.

It takes about 3 minutes to fry up your own shells. Just get the corn tortilla from the store and if you want them formed like a taco shell you just fold then I’m half as soon as you put in oil. I just put a cup of oil or so in a skillet to cook mine. They are a thousand times better than packaged shells.

then just eat a regular tortilla instead of a nasty “shell”

Any food article that uses “nixtamalized” wins the day. Here’s to all the science that makes our food.

counterpoint: “hard taco shells” made 6 months ago in some factory give no respect, and deserve no respect.

Maybe the twist is that he turns out to be an asshole

Came here to say exactly this. When pretty much everyone assumes they’ll be axed, morale goes to zero. Watch staplers, sharpies, coffee pods, extra keyboards, and reams of computer paper walk out the door in huge numbers. Watch employees simply ignore email requests from vendors, stop caring about punctuality, and…

So far nothing good is coming out of this transaction aside from good entertainment. Litteraly nobody is happy or will be happy about it. Elon Musk doesn’t want twitter and made a very bad financial decision and is stuck with it, twitter employees will lose their job and twitter itself is probably going to turn to an…

Fuck the guys who did this. Fucking assholes didn’t even finish the job. 

So, according to Marco Rubio, a white supremacist being assaulted is by definition an attack on someone for being a Republican?

the problem with that kind of navel-gazing self-demeaning shit is that it’s kind of arrogant. orson welles famously pointed that out about woody allen back in the late 70s when allen could do no wrong in a lot of people’s eyes, and goddamn if history hasn’t vindicated him. with sedaris it additionally doesn’t help…

I’ve been a Seders fan since Naked was published, but he increasingly has these hot takes that expose how out of touch he is after decades of fame and wealth. He can’t seem to shake this idea of himself as an outsider in spite of being an old, white, cisgender man with a lot of money and influence, who has lived…

I don't think 20/30 is too bad but the part where they've known each other since she started out is a bit shady.