Or a state has been gerrymandered to hell, and this roused numbers high enough to overcome the gerrymandering.

there is no job in the world that is worth enough to spend more than an hour a day commuting.

for _years_ I had a sub 10 minute commute and the value of the extra family time I got every day is hard to express.

Nobody said she received it because she read the article. Everybody understands it was a coincidence. But since she read the article she knew what was going on.

I’m pre-embalmed for my early grave.

I’m beginning to think processed foods might not be that great

Qc...we cannot enjoy something in its original form... 

I felt like this article needed a reference to the South Park movie. 

“For those who either weren’t alive or watching The Simpsons in the mid-2000s, the idea of it becoming a movie was a big deal at the time.”

... and this won’t be corrected and it won’t be the last time you see it.

I am so ready for “boi” to fade away

All that talent, and she’s an Ivy Leaguer as well!

Hot people shouldn’t pay taxes!!!

Here’s the list because not everything needs to be a fucking slideshow.

The dodge journey deserves it’s own class. I still don’t understand that vehicle. 3 rows of seats that no one can sit in. A mid-size-ish suv that gets gas mileage on par with an 80s carbureted pickup (that’s poorly tuned).

Of course this article gets posted when Chris Chan has their court hearing.

yeah the blazer was just a “normal” car for 99 percent of its owners post 1988.  they then turned it into the Trailblazer to make the sausage extra chungus to take all of the “sport” out of “sport utility vehicle” 

Donald Glover manages to pull off shirtless shorts without looking douchey (unlike every male jogger in my area). Impressive. 

I almost said Camry but the latest gen is actually somewhat interesting for the first time in it’s entire existence. Even has a TRD model.

this is a bananas take. Who has a problem with baggy comfy shorts!?!?! Wear your coochie cutters if you want, i’m loving the Voluminous Bottoms era

the Want to date a family member is something we know about, we’ve reproduced ourselves, we’re working on it.