That’s still absurdly expensive for most people

Where the FUCK is King-Size Homer

Precisely why I take several days to polish off a can.

(Also I believe it’s 300mg, but it’s still a lot.)

Reign (full disclosure: made by Monster) is the superior energy drink anyway

Move to a bigger place where my human rights will be violated, just to save some money? No thanks

I’d do it if it could be a cute tattoo, not that

I think the state of Utah is singlehandedly propping up the milk industry at this point

Goldfish suck ass

Lol, I’m a 5'3" woman and the roof feels short even to me, at least while driving.

She needs to be deplatformed.

I’m feeling hypertensive just reading that description.

Huh, didn’t realize Zuck had a Kinja account.

I suppose if you don’t want to travel to McD’s locations all around the globe, you could visit the HQ in Chicago:

As someone who was born here, in thankfully the least worst place to be born (Southern California) — respectfully, I don’t see why anyone would want to visit this country. Everything sucks here.

I used to chew it often but I realized all the extra air I was swallowing was making my stomach problems worse, not better (which is why I was chewing it in the first place, to ease nausea.)

wet-ass poopy

The sports blog on this very website sucks ass

Phew, her and David Duchovny.

Our middle school math teacher showed us Labyrinth and we’d all giggle when David Bowie was onscreen. I actually remember nothing about that movie aside from his costume.

A double-edged sword, to be sure.