Damn you’re stupid

Might want to get out of your U.S. bubble every now and then

They’re definitely a bot. I pray that real people don’t actually talk like this anymore, it’s embarrassing 

Yeah, really. I thought an upside-down pineapple was the food symbol for swingers.

Apple’s MagSafe charger, for example, supports up to 15W wireless charging, but only supports up to 10W.

So does being a desk jockey, albeit for vastly different reasons.

I hate the blue flavor of Dawn but the others are fine

Furthermore, the term seems to be exclusively used by anti-vaxxers (here in the US, at least. Allegedly, use of “the jab” is far more common in British English-speaking countries & doesn’t carry the some connotation as it does here)

Because it’s stupid

Ranch and buffalo always, except for McNuggets, which require sweet & sour sauce.

Please stop calling the COVID vaccines “the jab”

Seriously just put the biggest smile on my face watching him and the kids :’)

Or SENTRI, if your travel is primarily across the US-Mexico border.

I really wish I would’ve known about the laundry key hack in college.

Perhaps that’s base salary + commissions per body

In 99 or 00, my friend (we were like 10-11 at the time) apparently wanted to go on the website for the Powerpuff Girls but did it by typing in the abbreviated version of “Powerpuff” as “pp” and kept “girls” as-is in the URL. Accordingly, she suggested I don’t type that URL in to try and access the Powerpuff Girls…

This is why DHS and all its arms (ICE, etc) need to be abolished and reimagined. The current system is designed to use cruelty as its main deterrent.

I’m a millennial, and though I despise that particular emoji the most (I only associate it with old people on Facebook) -- all I see is cry-laughing

How about:
Writing an (ostensible) review for a fitness product as an alternative to hitting your spouse? 

Thank you. I thought the tone of this review was awful