The only reason I like him is because he’s a Trans Am guy, which isn’t fair

I think everyone has made a similar “rookie” mistake. I’m good with wine now though.

However, to this day, I still avoid getting crossfaded after a particularly rough night during my first year of college...

The idea of a margarita with vodka is disgusting though

Boy I sure am tired of winning all the time

As someone who sees dicks in everything (like most people with even a mildly dirty mind), I wouldn’t have really seen it were it not for these news stories. It really just looks like a car. Sounds like they have some seriously tightwad neighbors (understandable for an HOA).

The worst is easily during Christmas season

Plan your lunch of rare steak

I want one. I don’t have the money for one though.

CP only because I can’t get this for another 9 years :(

tbh I just came here to read the remakes on Roma and I’m glad there wasn’t actually anything bad to be said about it

bruh, he rubbed his dick on her arm

Peggy Noonan, a virtual reality headset that allows the user to see the world through the view of Ronald Reagan’s corpse

The billboard, located in New York’s biggest tourist center, was a bizarre move that will likely impact exactly no-one’s opinions on whether the Amazon deal would have been good or bad for New York.

Damn, I’m craving tomatoes all of a sudden...

Just because I love any excuse to post this painfully 90s photo of me (with a bespectacled friend) in my little pink Corvette:

This just makes me sad that you’re missing out on the San Diego regional culinary masterpiece, the California burrito:

This just sounds like a convenient “out” to not believe victims

Should be ∞G, really. 

That Cavalier is truly living its best life

Now I wonder if my grandparents’ 2004 does this