This is so much more well-put than I could’ve tried doing. Thank you

Sandurday Night Live

What advantages does this leather bag have over, say, a chartered airplane shipping service? Which I could also afford?

edit: nvm I have bad reading comprehension lol

My alma mater has a “rule” in place (even had “lawn cops” back in the day) to prevent against people creating them in the main lawn (complete with signs!) on campus:

Actually I’d be happy if we could stick all billionaires in broken elevators and leave them to show their “true strength”

Never underestimate the power of some tasty pan-fried tofu.

A classmate of mine transitioned from National Guard to CBP. Fuck that guy.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

That’s Jalopnik Kinja for ya

Fucking investigate them for pedophilia too man, that’s gross

Wow, you posted a screenshot of your (still) shitty comment. Congrats

... no.

lol what part of San Diego? They still turn my head every time I see one, same goes for the i8, which I see more often. GT-R is starting to become a car I can sorta ignore.

No, it really doesn’t.

hi tomato

Alt+161 (on the 10-key keypad): í

Fuck off, DHS should be abolished entirely.

Did someone say, “hack the planet”?

The ones that make your chest and neck feel like they’re simultaneously being crushed while on fire, hell yeah