It was the combo headline + picture that did it for me, though I just imagined it was some rogue insurance employee.

at least your username matches

I like to browse the biohazard section of Copart often, and honestly these mold cars can be entirely more unnerving than some -icide ones.

Schrödinger’s Bush

Wait a minute... why wouldn’t you just wipe it on all of the toilet paper that’s presumably there, then wash your hands for like the next 10 minutes?

The end goal is always to get you fired, btw. So they can hire a younger employee at a smaller wage. Shit’s fucked.

And? That system is bullshit as well...

My god you’re dense.

Eh. mine was so swamped with kids to deal with (as most are) that he ended up having me write it for him.

Pelosi was really the most progressive candidate the Dems could come up with? Ugggggggggggggh

I mean, I did very well in school but had incredibly average results on SATs and ACTs, and abysmal results on most of my AP exams (my highest score was a 3). As a growing number of colleges will tell you, these exams don’t really properly gauge a student’s abilities or preparedness for college, they really only…

Yeah, this. I needed something to replace my black iced coffee habit, which had the unfortunate tendency to not make my bowels overwork until lunchtime, all the way through my drive home from work (I’ve had so many close calls).

Also OAN, the Daily Caller, WSJ...

Excuse me, no Breakfast Jack?!

Huh, it’s almost as if being rich (and white) trumps everything else.

My first thought.

Not missing out on much tbh

I don’t enjoy this Hell Timeline Michael Scott as POTUS

If it’s really that empty and boring, why do they insist on hoarding all of that money?

Peter Thiel.