Ah, the ol’ “Econ 101" argument, eh?

Motherfuckers, I already paid $30 to have everything frozen (and one unfreeze, because you also have to pay to UNfreeze your account as well)

Because the USSR and China are so representative of communist ideals...

My 2012 Impreza burned oil so I ditched it — Subaru refuses to admit they make shitty engines. Somehow their amazing marketing team is able to overcome that. Shit, I still find myself defending the brand anyway.

What I don’t understand is how he seemingly couldn’t contain it to like, one pile. Dude, did you really have to surround the perimeter of the mound with your puke moat?

FOH with your liberal bullshit

- It doesn’t. But the headline screams the opposite. Which is...unorthodox.

Wait, I totally played the Penis Game in middle school during lunch though. That shit was funny.

I was supposed to check every bill (yes, even $1s) with a pen at my old job as a service cashier at a car dealership. It was humiliating.

You’re right, both of those offerings sound disgusting

I meant the person you were responding to, but sure, you can be lumped in as well. You may very well be him arguing with himself, it wouldn’t be out of character for him lmao

Ignore, this is a well-known troll.

I got one just by looking at that picture

We only ever have jasmine rice in our house, I insist on it

We only ever have jasmine rice in our house, I insist on it

I mean, my car shuts off if the fob is like a foot away from it

Joke’s on you: I don’t have a garage

Don Jr. (or Donj, as I like to call him)

You can make your comments as abstract as you want and you’ll still be wrong.