I know what companies can do to retain employees:

Thank you for your response — I’ve often wondered if I had some learning disability or something else that was easily overlooked because I was “smart”. Do you mind me asking how you get tested for such a thing?

We can do both.

How does he manage to consume not only that much liquid, but aspartame-flavored liquid, and not shit himself all day?

This week, for reasons I can’t even begin to grasp, President Donald Trump’s transportation department scrapped the idea.

“There are times when you can read content out loud but not understand what you’re reading.” In the later elementary school grades, as texts become much more complex, comprehension becomes much more difficult. And therefore, children struggle.”

If I hear something funky going on a few stalls down from me, I tend to cover my nose and mouth with my shirt and hold my breath until I can run out of the bathroom.

Thank you for taking the time to respond to me personally — I didn’t notice that like 100 people also had the same question as I did lol

Honest question: How do you look at the dumpster fire that is the GOP/modern conservatism and still think, “yeah, that’s me”? Like, what core beliefs do you have that align with... whatever the fuck they’re about now?

I’m more offended by the fact that her ass looks like a nutsack.

Ew

Nice shot of the Mustang there at the end. Was the videographer trying to catch another crash on camera?

omg they make pomade too?

I don’t think you understand or appreciate how bad corruption is in all levels of Mexican government.

His presidency has aged him terribly, also he’s denser than a bag of bricks.

Someone needs to take the roids away from him

He’s still doing his thing, now over at Bitter Empire (Who? I know.)

Cobbling together chump change to spread among the workers while the owner takes a cut (if not all of it) is hardly socialist.

Who the fuck has money to start a business you goofy fuck

Makes me miss by Barbie ‘Vette. That shit was cool as hell (and as close as I’ll ever get to owning a Corvette).