I don’t like IPAs but I don’t think I’m a supertaster either. They just (overwhelmingly) suck. Why would you want to feel like you’re drinking potpourri?

He’s a fucking child

Life imitating art.

“I guess the stock answer would be because it’s there,” says Rohrer. “We’re used to our skin being smooth. You want to return it to its natural state.”

I cried in the shower the day after and I didn’t even like Hillary. It’s just that Trump was (and is) so, so much worse. Like, a whole universe of difference worse. While I don’t feel as bad as I did last year, there’s a distinct feeling of helplessness (at least while waiting ‘til next year’s elections to come…

Charlie Kelly as an assistant youth hockey coach.

Nah, no need to feel bad. He’ll be in pain, sure, but he’s also got fucking amazing healthcare and will be well taken care of, unlike many other people in this country.

#TeamAlwaysSilentMode

Last year’s was great, but that was because I was also a fair weather Cubs fan (and don’t otherwise enjoy baseball)

Yeah, have you never been to a mall food court?

Fuck Papa John’s and their toilet paper crust

Does this school not have cameras aimed at the lockers?

While she may be used to all of that, there’s no telling what that costume was made out of, or that her body didn’t just decide to go on full panic attack mode. I’ve fainted before, and while I don’t know what I looked like to the other people in the room (who were, thankfully, all medical students), I can tell you…

lol it’s OK, Kinja broke when trying to post a pic along with my comment. sigh

Hardly a secret.

Oh but that’s everywhere though. I went to a Seven Sisters school and, despite my tens of thousands of dollars in student loans (after a generous need-based grant each year to attend the school), I still get the phonathon calls in the fall. Good thing is I don’t live in the area anymore so I can tell it’s them right…

He also could’ve grabbed the kid by his massive backpack and bodyslammed him.

He got what he deserved. Fuck that kid.

I’m getting secondhand reflux just from watching this video

Fuck off, I was being facetious.