OK, I was having a really hard time figuring that out. Like, my brain wanted to read “sidling” but I kept trying to understand what “sliding” meant in that context. Thank you for translating it for me LOL

Uh, no. There’s a pretty clear seat of characteristics that make up a fascist.

Ew, liberal be gone

I mean, definitely have a counter-protest but make sure you smash his face in with a bat.

So people gotta go to the park or the library to get their kicks. Got it.

I mean, go ahead and judge how people spend their money all you want but it’s really an exercise in futility. Are rich people only allowed to have fun?

This image is a .gif for no discernible reason.

Late-stage capitalism, everybody.

Incidentally he could pass as a doughy, more squinty-eyed version of Rep. Duncan Hunter. Maybe it’s the whole “all white conservative dudes look alike” thing.

You say while you comment on Deadspin.

Yeah, I’m ready to go already. It’s been a long 28 years.

lmao

How does this make you qualified to speak on business?

What a fucking world we live in.

6.8%, only if God is merciful enough to stick us with only 4 years of this asshole and his merry band of Klansmen

I could use some of that Prozac.

But if you point that out to them, they’ll say they were using it “ironically”

Bicycle inner tube. lol

San Diego. California burrito. Duh.

This photoshop still makes me laugh honestly