I thought the same thing.

This was like a slow burn. It took a sec but now I can’t stop laughing.

Is that the Weezer logo?

Please, can we stop with the celebrities being president thing

Kinda goes hand-in-hand with the “where are you from?” question

I’m still mad that I was taught to hold my head back, if you’ve ever had to spit out a mouth full of blood you’ll understand what I mean.

No, it makes the high stop/3rd brake light flash. I saw a Sorrento with one the other day in traffic and I wanted to throttle the driver. I can’t tell if you’re fluttering the brake pedal or if your car is just... doing... that

I had to re-read the comment, but it actually seems like that was an argument against declawing.

Er, and Black kids as well...

You can pry roasted red pepper hummus from my cold, dead hands

lol took me a sec
A++++++++++++++ comment would laugh again

Maybe the fiber too. I can’t eat popcorn either...

Does this man really not own a fucking tie clip

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Just like any other deportation from the US. She may or may not speak any Spanish, and will have to just... figure it out. At least she’s going back to Argentina instead of being dumped into Mexico like many other people.

Found the TERF.

I mean I’m at least three-quarters wet right now.

If his address to Congress was a historic moment, it will be historic because it was the moment Trump’s bigotry became “presidential” and the American people stopped resisting.

Bruh, boot cut jeans are widest at the ankle. Are you telling me you have cankles?

Bruh, boot cut jeans are widest at the ankle. Are you telling me you have cankles?

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